The Philippines: A comparison to others. 10 Thing Pinoys should be proud of.
If the Swiss has the best chocolates to taste.....
Ours, is the best to see! (For your eyes only)
If America has a Black President.....
Dont worry, we have the Black Messiah.
If Rome has the Spanish Steps....
Pinoys have the Stairway to Heaven
If their masks are scary....
Ours are always happy!
If San Franciscans love their Farmer's Markets......
They'll surely go gaga with this one: Very Bongga!
If their cone is cold.....
Ours is smokin' Hot!
Yes, they're White......
But we are more pure and natural.
If Hollywood's 'Golum' was 2001......
Mother Lily's 'Undin' was 1991. Who told you na gaya-gaya tayo?
If their men cannot.....
Ours can!
If Thailand is famous for their Go-go Boys.....

Ganon? Ours are unique noh! We put pa some culture to it. Tse nila!
Let us not compare ourselves to 'them'..... coz we are better! Charot! Go Philippines! We'll see you again soon. Go lang ng go!