Let me introduce myself to you. My name is Lyka. Lyka Bergen. 1/2 Swedish-American, 1/4 Japanese, 1/4 Pinay. I grew up in the islands of Concepcion. My mother was raped by my father, a tourist then. She was vending Puto-Lanson on the beach when my tourist-father saw her beautiful kuko sa tiil (paa). He cannot help but raped her because of her beautiful kuko. She was 25 and still a virgin at that time. My poor masochist mother was crying and shouting for help but actually enjoyed it from the inside. The rape was a legacy for her. Her mother, my Lola, was raped by a Japanese soldier during the World War Tarayan II. I cannot wait to be raped too!
Haaaaaaaay! Tak-an! I hope Lyk nyo rin ang Lyka. We'll have fun here. Di ba Ekra? Sino ang isa ya? Pa mysterious effect pa ang gaga! You will also meet our Mother pearl, the oracle aka the cuticle, soon. In the meantime, pamung-it lang kamo da anay.
Ok? walk-out na ang Mega!
Vavu!
5 comments:
baw ang gaga! effective ang slim fast. or panay ang fasting mo siguro. kumain ka naman ng kanin!
mwah! mwah! welcome dahling. ang galing naman ng mga mothers sa buhay mo, very talented at puro foreigners pa. di ko akalain.... ikaw anong target mo? latino or west african? pa pedicure ka ha?
hay ambot ah... hoy isauli mo na ang dress ko! yung kulay tangerine na backless. may gig ako tomorrow eh. at pahiram pala ng white stileto blahniks mo. now na!
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yung Puto-lanson recipe din pala ni Mama Bergen pahiram uli. Baka ma rape din aketch eh... Ang tagal na rin eh...
I came to yours from your comment on NeiLDC's and since from Scandinavia and your half Swedish, I though I should hi from Norway. Have a great week ahead:-)
OMG. I need to have my pedicure. Anong kulay ang nail polish nila? Mine kasi is black. Oops...Wait...Hindi pala nail polish yun. Nabagsakan pala ng aparador ang mga paa ko.
@Ekra: You ask na lang Mama Bergen for the Puto Lanson recipe whenever you have a gig in Ibiza. She's there na ngayon, still selling puto-lanson. Sikat nga doon ang puto-lanson nya! Penelope Cruz ordered 100 pieces, Kate Moss too, 50 lang.
@Rennyba: Thanks Dear for visiting even though you dont understand Tagalog. Just enjoy the pics instead.
@Mike: Lahat ng kuko mo sa paa, patay? Color them Red na lang para, Maroon ang effect!
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