Tuesday, October 24, 2006

46% Gay daw oh?!??!?!


CALLING ALL TITA SWARDINGS!

Walang ma-do (as in literally walang Fafa) ang Ekra nio today so nag take ng gay-o-meter test from this site: GAY-O-METER.

I think there are 30 questions so go kayo mga badushkas and see kung talagang girl, boy, bakla, tomboy kayo! Si Lyka? Ewan ko lang, baka Alien na walang kasarian. Si Kelly? Mukhang Multong Bakla ang diagnosis. Si Mira? Sino yon? O sige na, huwag umabsent sa survey na ito! Mandaya bring your spear. Bananas, saba man o latundan, lakatan o dalagang bukid wit paki! Oxana Olafski-Quizon (nakipag sabunutan with Zsa Zsa), pasayahin si Vandolph. Jase, chase mo sila dali! The others, mag deodorant kayo ha?!!! GO GO GO!!!

At ang idol nio, 46% gay lang daw aketch! Scandalo! 100% Woman yata to di ba Tita Whitney? Saan napunta ang 54% na pagka-Girlalou ko?! Saan?! Saan ako nagkamali?!! Tissue nga Tita Dulce!

Pwe! (Yes ako rin ang ginawa nilang model sa picture na yan! Buti na lang Sexy ko talaga ever!) Singing I'm Every Woman with Mandisa....

*Puts metal clothespins on Lyka's, Kelly's, Bananas', Mandaya's, etc. etc. mouths! Huwag kokontra! Bwashing! Pulls Latigo out.*

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry baklang ekra! 73 percent bading ako. Ibig sabihin, mas maraming baklang dugo ang nananalaytay sa aking ugat.

Tumabi ka dyan, dadaan ang dalagang anak ng datu!

Ekra Tan said...

Palakpakan....

Hindi ka nalahian! Slight. Purong puro ang dugong Bading sa ABO+ blood mo. ABO! ABO! ABOrigine Velasquez ka nga!

Anonymous said...

Pure dugong bughaw ako.

Mga aliping namamahay kayo!

Mga aliping sagigilid kayo!

Yun lang.

Lyka Bergen said...

50% bading ang Lyka at ang the rest.... 50% girl!!! Tse!

goddess said...

56% lang akong BAKLA..
punyeta..!!
so ibig sabihin more or less nagprepretend akong maging BAKLA..!!
Congratulations!!

Anonymous said...

palibhasa Yes ang sagot nyo sa question kung natu-turn on ba kayo sa woman-to-woman na mga kalaswaan.

Yuck!

Oxana Olafski-Ratzinger said...

81% aketch.

Duhh.

*Hail Mary full of grace...*

meganhahaha said...

25% daw ako. Ayos.

Ekra Tan said...

ok ok... updates!

EKRA: 46% GAY, 56 % BRAINS, BEAUTY, AND TALENT
MANDAYA: 73% GAY, 17% BABOY RAMU
LYKA: 50% GAY, 50% GIRL DAW SIA (Babaeng Bakla pala!)
GODDESS: 56% GAY, 46% Pa-MHIN!
OXANA: 81% GAY, 19% CON ARTIST O ASSUMPTIONISTA? Gagah, ba't iba iba ang last name mo??!!
MEGANHAHAHA: 25% GAY, 75% OFF SALE SA SM CUBAO!

O sige pa mga badush! Magpakatotoo na kasi kayo! Huwag hiramin ang Lesbian porn ni Mandaya na galing pa sa mga pirates of the Carribean. In fairnalouveloso, we're all women by heart and soul trapped in men's or animals bodies. Di ba Mandaya?

Ekra Tan said...

yung extra 10% ni Mandaya, ano pala yon, Datu Puti Vinegar...

yun lang

Anonymous said...

Amen. Ekra. Amen.

Anonymous said...

Tabi!!! Tabeeehhhh!!!

So let it be known that I am 43% gay--the rest of it banana.

Ang taray-taray ng sinabi sa akin: You're very open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out in the streets.

Ohdivahhhh...

ikaw na teh!

Kelly Carson said...

"The Channel 4 Gay-O-Meter has calculated that Kelly is 66 percent gay!"

Hinde! Hindi totoo yan! Hindeeeeeeehhhh! (Hilda Koronel legendary pose!)

Babae ako! Babae ako!

Kayo?!? Ano tinitingin tingin nyo dyan! LUmayas kayo sa bahay ng yaya ko! Layas! Yaya! Kumuha ka rin ng test?

Anonymous said...

Banana, eto ang translation ng "You're very open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out in the streets"--

Bukas ang isipan mo kapag binalot ka ng kumot. Magaling ka ring maglakad sa daan.

Yun lang.

empress maruja said...

Empress Maruja is 56% gay, 44% girl.

Ekra Tan said...

Ganda ng life noh? Paano na lang ang mundo kung walang mga bading! Charing!

MORE UPDATES:

BANANAS: 43% GAY (talaga ha?), 57% ORANG-UTANG
KELLY: 66% GAY, 34% PLASTICS (as in silicone at talang plastik ang bruhang iyan, TSE!)
EMPRESS: 56% GAY, 44% SANITARY NAPKIN (mukhang regla sia!)

SO far ang Highest Pointer at ang pinaka bading sa lahat ay si OXANA: 81%. Mukhang 10 times kinuha ang test bago nakakuha ng 81, if I know 5% GAY lang yan, eh construction worker kaya yan sa Libis! Gagah!

Hoy Jase, Charles, Maui, Ate Sienna, at lahat ng mga LTE badingkas, huwag na magtago sa closets ninyo, take na the test (In English yan so bring your dictionaries) at malay nio kailangan niyong ibalik ang mga Adam's Apple ninyo!

*Burning all my Drag Queen costumes especially the Dyesebel Pink Salmon inspired one.*

jase said...

O yan I took the test na:

The report was:

"70% gay. Careful. Not a gay cliche yet. Bet all the girlie girls adore you."

And I thought I would be beyond 90% or more!!! I answered the questions naman truthfully ah!

Zure manure !!! Thanks Ekrah, (I love your name btw :) it reminds me of my beloved okra vegetable, full of vitamins!)

Ekra Tan said...

JASE! Chase mo almost si Oxana! Top 2 ka so far sa MIss Gay-O-Meter 2006!! Congra!!!

70% GAY at 30% BLACK SUNGLASSES ang beauty mo dhay!

Oh keep on eating your okra ah?

Lovingly yours,
Ekran

Kelly Carson said...

@ Ekra: 46% Gay and 54% Melanocyte ka! Tse! Alien!

Maui? DIVA? Charles? Baket ayaw kumukha ng exam? Hahahaha. Kasi mga lalake sila! Hahahaha. Yuck, I dont like.

Ekra Tan said...

Hi Kelly!!

MULTONG BAKLAH!!!! HEH!!!!!

Love you,
Era

Ekra Tan said...

SO here are your winners for Ms. Gay-O-Meter 2006! (Yung iba dian na hind pa nag apply, mag asawa na lang kayo't mag-anak ng sampu-sampo. Lang Kwentang mga Bading!!!!)

MS. GAY-O-METER 2006 by way of cheating is...

OXANA OLAFSKI-ESTRADA!!!!!! (Wala namang picture sa blog so siguro sufer fanget ang bading na ito. Tubero ata sa NAWASA.)

1st Runner Up: JASE ang bulag na Bading. (ganda shades mo dhay!)

2nd Runner Up: MANDAYA MOORE! (no comment, over exposed na ang bruha)

SPECIAL AWARDS:

Best in Interview/Speech:
GODDESS for:
"56% lang akong BAKLA. punyeta..!!
so ibig sabihin more or less nagprepretend akong maging BAKLA..!! Congratulations!!"

Best Attitude:
MEGANHAHAHA for:
"25% daw ako. Ayos."

MOST BEAUTIFUL BADING IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE:
EKRA!

MOST PITIFUL BADING IN THE WHOLE GALAXY:
KELLY!

MOST, LEAST, WORST, LOWEST BADING IN THE WHOLE GALAXY:
LYKA!

The rest..... Mag si-uwian na kayo't maglinis ng banyo ng mga amo nio!

maui said...

o sya sya!!!! eto na...

Maui is 46% gay....

wait, naconfuse ako...

Di vah pag may puke, girl nah?!!!!

So yes, di ako vading!!!!

Full-blown gerlalu na ang lola nyu!!!!!!

Tse!!!!!

(blowing cig smoke kelly's way)

DIVA said...

Oh My GaSH abelgas! IM 36% GAY! hahaha! funny serano!
che! padaan nga!
hi! maui! choz!

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