Thursday, May 31, 2007

LTE Awards: May 2007 Nominees

Nasa kay Miss Japan na ang Mikimoto. Wala nang mag-reklamo! Move on na! LTE (Titi) Awards na naman tayo. It's time for I.E. (April Titi Winner) to pass the crown. Sino kaya sa Top 10 nating ito ang tatanghaling Riyo Mori of the the Month of May?

Mga Desperadang Asawa, announce nyo na ang nominees nating for this month... please!

Susan: Excited na ba kayo? Gusto nyo na bang malaman kung sino-sino ang pasok sa Top 10?" ...... Gabrielle: Bilisan mo naman, Susan at ihing-ihi na ketch!.... Bree: Oh sha, sha, nagmamadali na ang bruha!... Lynette: Eto na! Eto na! At ako'y excited na!.... Edie: Lecheng buhay naman to Oo. Pati dito extra lang ang role koh! Asan na ba ang envelope at ako ang mag-announce ng unang bakla sa listahan....

Edie: Here we go, In random order. Lets begin with....... Jase!

JASE in 1 Out Of 10

"Actually, I love men who hide their sexuality... there is that hint of mystery... and you want to find or untangle the unknown! Very challenging... exciting!"

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Susan: Lets welcome... The Aceist!

The ACEIST in Blond Or Brunet?

(On choosing between Traveler's Tyler(Blond) and Jay(Brunet) "Feel ko pinag-aawayan na nila ako. With matching suicidal effect pa si Blondie 'pagdi ko pinagbigyan. Pwes magpakamatay na siya. Kay Brunette ako".

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Gabrielle: You better kick ass... Kiks!

KIKS in A Song For Ekra

(On long lost true love) "It's like looking for him in faces of people you meet. Trying to figure out his voice in a noisy crowd. Feeling the warmth of his skin on those your arms accidentally brushed with or intentionally hugged. Exacting that love you once had with those who came right thereafter.

Years pass. One's sight blurs. his hearing clogs. His senses numb. But the feeling remains as strongly as it did the first time. It sounds crazy. It is crazy. But it is true love".

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Bree: You can now breathe... Bitterbitch!

BITTER BITCH in A Song For Ekra

(On long lost true love pa rin) ".....Kailangan tanggapin na wala ng bukas para sa inyo kundi kahapon. Kahapon na puno ng mga mapait at matamis din namang alaala na maari mo na lamang balikan sa iyong panaginip... Hay...Pag-ibig nga naman!"

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Lynette: To complete the First half is.... Maruja!

EMPRESS MARUJA in Brokeback Mountain Issue

(On a certain girl's case suing her teacher for showing the film in their class). "Kahit ano naman yata puwede mong ikaso sa Amerika. Madulas ka lang, kasalanan ng gobyerno. Namatay ang tuta mo sa microwave, kasalanan ng kumpanya".

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Edie: C'Mon down and fly kiss... Mrs. J!

MRS. J in Brokeback Mountain Issue

(On the same case) "Hay... everytime nalang na homo related ang issue people make a big deal out of it.. nakakalungkot lang tuloy kasi come to think of it,... ISSUE pa bang matatawag ang pagiging bakla?! Puhleezz.. Eh kahit san kana ngalang tumingin e may bakla?!"

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Susan: You all guessed it right.... Maui!

MAUI in Papa: Eugen Bauder

(On Eugen Bauder's sexy pictures) "Sa sobrang galit ng abs nya, natakot yung titi nya!!!!!!!! Umurong?!!"

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Gabrielle: Why dont you bring your butt down here... Aries!

ARIES in Wildlife Telenovela

(On YouTube's amateur wildlife clip) "It's so amazing how nature reminds us how a community and a family is important to an individual. being a member of one would contribute to each others safety, education and survival. salamat sa gay cammunity! we will survive! Charing!"

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Bree: I knew it! I knew it!.... Bananas!

BANANAS in Wildlife Telenovela

(On the same video clip) "This classically tells us that the world out there is cruel and that is a given that we must accept, no matter how uncomfortable this truth is. Someone bites us and the best thing to do is to bite back. Part of our flesh is ripped-off, we rip the entire ripper's whole body, including the soul.

But the vid also reminds us about the law of nature. It's part of the prey-predator thing. It's normal no matter how insane it appears to us. But who says being normal is not being insane, tho?"

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Lynette: Only one more bakla has the chance to become our May Titi Winner and she is.... Johnny Panic!

Johnny Panic in Mikimoto, Japan!

(On former Miss Universe Zuleyka's unhappy face while crowning Miss Japan as the new Miss Universe) "Dapat si Zuleyka ang nadapa. Strike two na sya ha!!! She deserved that angry mob more than anyone on stage. Hinampas sana ni Miss Japan ang industrial strength bouquet nya sa retokadang mukha ng Zuleyka..... Walk-out!"

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Bree: There we go! Our Top 10 Bakla and our nominees for May Titi Award... Lynette: The winner will be chosen by votes. Vote for your top 3 choice in this post's comment section... Edie: Total votes will be added to the LTE's votes. The one with highest score wins (Naman!).... Susan: In 5 days, the winner will be announced.... Gabrielle: So, Good Luck ladies at Ihing-ihi na ako. Good Night!

26 comments:

kiks said...

Tuwing umaga, pagdating ko sa office, kasabay ng pagbabasa ng South China Morning Post at pagcheck ng aking mail sa eudora, gmail at guys4men, LTE ang una kong binubuksan.

Para syang isang maaliwalas, matamis, masarap na hanging umiihip mula sa silangan at hinehele ako, inihahanda para sa isang umaatikabong araw ng gawain at trabaho.

Maraming salamat sa LTE at ako na nama'y muling nanomina. May ilang mahuhusay na nominado. Actually, everybody has a smart, affective comment to share.

LTE is one of those very few spaces we have where we can be real, let go and let our hair down.

Hakhakhak, acceptance speech ba talaga? Gusto ko lang chumika, mga bakla! But seriously, sana maging isa nang ganap na website ang LTE kasi dito lahat ng bakla, at kahit yung mga hinde, nagsha-shine.

I give my vote to everyone!

bananas said...

ano ba yon? now ko lang narealize, na mali-mali pala ang aking hirit don. nanominate pa! ano ba yan. dapat yatang mag-aral ako ng proofreading.


kaines.
btw, salamat sa nominasyon. di ko inakala...

baw!

jase said...

Anovayan...

Feel ko wala naman akong sinabing pang titi laok award! But then, its a good feeling to be nominated - chika! Kahit in our small small world - we feel like stars of all seasons. Ching!

Therefore, I vote for myself. Para naman masuot ko ang pinatahi kong gown for the coronation!

And then, of course without any biases, I vote for my kumare Empress and then my kavayan Bananas.

Charina Sanz!

bananas said...

hahaaha...jas, kaila ko ni charina sanz day. ass in. naa pa koy utang niya, in fernalow blanco

johnnypanic said...

Kilala ko rin si Charina Sanz. Manghod niyas Penelope?

I'm so thrilled about my nomination! My agent called me up early this morning to spread the cheesewiz...chuvalens!

I'd also like to thank my friend reefer (jeanclairedy.wordpress.com--plugging toh mga bayeeeet!) for introducing me to this fantabulous blog several months ago go dancing. And also, to my little sister who ruined everything when she texted me the results, even if she knew I could only watch the replay telecast. Malditang faghag!

Ayan, may pagsusuotan na owks ng aking silver swan dress!

aries said...

hala naa lagi ko diha...
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salamat sa inyo mam. ;-)

Lyka Bergen said...

Ano ba tets? It looks like win na ang mga comment ng mga bruha! Vote na kasi mga Gagah!

goddess said...

congrats..!!

burrito said...

1. the aceist
2. empress maruja
3. bitter bitch

good luck gays!

Oxana Olafski-Bektas said...

Aaaayyy wiz ko feel ang mga comments sa may.

Vovota na lang aketch sa mga senior reynas ditey.

Jase
Bananas
Megan
Empress

Yun lang.

Bakla Sa Banga said...

Boto ko, babantayan ko. At nasan aber ang indelible ink mga mare?

*snaps

para maging tishians (titian), empress, bananas, kiks.


Nasan na ang ink? Daliihhhh!!!

chase said...

Congrats to the nominees! I vote for Jase, Empress and Aceist!!!

MANDAYA MOORE: Ang bayot sa bukid said...

nagbabalik para bumoto.

megan
empress
jase

yun lang

yaku said...

nakakaiyak naman!! ako'y muling nagbabalik para maghasik ng lagim..

i vote
bitterbitch
misis j.

dalawa lang. bawal ba? tse!

The Aceist said...

Anobayan...

Yung mga comments nung iba, pang Ms Universe Q&A portion talaga... Ilaban ba naman 'yung akin against those?!

Oh well... Isa lang iboboto ko. 'Yung kay Kiks. Punyemasdeleche... I felt the same shit. Napanaginipan ko pa talaga yun...

The Aceist said...

At di ko rin inakala na manonominate ako. Salamat sa mga bumoto...

pat said...

paboto na nga ren. for whatever it's worth.

1. megan
2. johnny panic
3. empress

kiks said...

hoy mga baklang LTE, why not develop a website of your own? hehe, may 7US/year na domain ah!

it'll be fantabulous!

i am doing a blog more serious and hopefully better than my most recent one and i have you to thank for that.

you're all just plain brilliant. titignan ko nga lang kung pwede kong ilagay don ang mga reviews nyo. hahaha.

Oxana Olafski-Duhamel said...

Sarah silverbitch is da bomb!

*Strikes a posh beckham pose*

Haha off topic.

mrs.j said...

pagkagaling ko sa leadership seminar at training...

while watching the replay of ms. u sa ch. 2 kagabi...

nakareciv ako ng text mula kay ate

"neng nanominate kana sa las tres SA WAKAS"

--yup u read it right sa wakas..
matagal ko ng pangarap na manomonate hehe @na shashy 2luy ako@

tuwing my mga nomination na nangyayari lagi akong natutuwa dun sa mga nakakasali at nakakatuwa talaga ang kanilang mga comments...hinihiling ko din na sana ako rin... lagi lang kasi ako humihingi ng passes kay lyka para makapasok sa awards night at least this time my purpose na ang pagsuot ko ng gown! hahahaha magpapatahi na ako.. 1st time ito kaya lte SALAMAT!

meganhahaha said...

KOREKSYON MGA ATEH!

Hindi ako nagpost nun, si Maui po...

Hindi na ako nakakapagkumento, letseng kabusyhan ito. Hay.

Miss ko na kayo!

aries said...

pwede vote ko self ko kahit may typo yung comment ko hihi? *wink wink*

- ako
- kay kamahalang maruja(on BM issue)
- kay ginang espejo *aceist* (on B or B)

salamat salamat sa kababaihang estrellas...

Lyka Bergen said...

@Megan.... Thanks for the correction... nalito kasi ako sa dalawang babaeng bading na regular dito sa LTE.

Our apologies to Maui!!!

Girls... si Maui po yun! Thanks Megan!

empress maruja said...

Kung ganito lang ba katatalino AT kagaganda ang mga ipapadala sa Miss U malamang naungusan natin si Riyo.

kiks said...

speaking of riyo and everything japanese, has it ever occurred to anyone why those big jap men are bow-legged?

one theory was them children being hung around on either the left or right waist of their BIG sumo-wrestler grandmothers. having so goddang accustomed to the practice, their legs eventually shaped out that way. the smaller the grammas, the less bowlegged they become.

another theory, which is a lot better, is based on my experience with a few good japanese men: ZIRA ANG MGA TUNAY NA BIG-TITI AWARDEEZ!

sa titi awardee for May 2007, may you have the titi you dream the most (add to the very much coveted, most precious titi award from the lte.)

Lyka Bergen said...

Voting ends here.

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