Wednesday, July 01, 2009

TiTi Nominees: First Half 2009

The TiTi Award is Vack!

Sawa na ba kayo sa reigning TiTi Queen nating si Kiel Estrella? Gosh! More than 6 months din ang reign ng bruha ha! More than 6 months rin naka-display ang picture sa sidebar. Vengga!

Its time to find the next Queen (or maybe ma-extend pa ng Kiel ang pagiging reyna?) We'll see.

Dahil walang Titi since December 2008. LTE decided to grab the best comments made in this blog from each Month (Dec 2008 to June 2009) para sa ating mga nominees. The Search is on for the next TiTi Awardee.....

Here they are, our beautiful Nominees!!!!

Miss December 2008: Kiks

(On Linda Evangelista) "Linda is still the best. reminds me of Anita!"

LTE Says: Hahaha! Anita Linda is still the best nga talaga. Kahit mashonda na, trabaho pa rin ang lokah, just like Linda Evangeslista. Oh di ba? Dahil witty ka, Kiks bruha, nominated ka!


Miss January: Kiel Estrella

(On Spirituality) "When i was younger, I had a falling out with God and the Church after a priest made a pass when I asked for spiritual guidance. I thought if He is half as great as people say He is, He wouldn't have allowed such sordidness be committed by His messenger on earth. 

As I grew up I start to notice beauty in the world and see God. I witness uncommon heroism of common and start to believe that it is in our shared humanity (straight and gay both) where God resides".

LTE Says: Avaaa! Ang Kiel, humihirit pa rin kahit 6 months na ang reign nya as TiTi Queen. Iba talaga ang baklang may sense! Tse!


Miss February: Bryan Anthony

(On Moving On) "Naku, ang di mag move on... OTAWA. OA, TANGA, WALANG KWENTA!"

LTE Says: Dahil galit ka, Bryan... pasok ka! Kaya lang dear,  you sound na as if ikaw ang di naka move on. Charooot!


Miss March: Yajnat

(On the chisms na nag-sex sila ni Ekra sa Manila) "Walang mangyayari sa amin ni Ekra dahil two-twenty ako!"

LTE Says: Two-Twenty din yan ang Ekra noh... akala nya lang na One-Ten sya. Ang tanong, sino ang gumamit ng electrical converter sa inyong dalawa?


Miss April: Luis Batchoy

"For a shot at happiness, everything is worth it. It's never easy, but to have someone to take shots with is more than enough, kesa naman there is no one to do so. When life gives you lemons, lick, shoot and bite!"

LTE Says: Wala kaming ma-say. 


Miss May: Kawadjan

(On Marco Morales' frontal Nudity in the movie Walang Kawala ) "Kalowka! Napaluhod ako at napa-rosaryo!"

LTE Says: Very Rosaryo Dawson ang acting ng gagah. Amen! At dahil dyan, Miss May ka day! Kahit di ka mananalo, bagay ang pangalang May para sa yo. 


Miss June: Kiks
"The difference between us and other animals: our tails are not in our behinds. And more: we want some people's tails right there in our behinds. Or, okay, our tails in some people's behinds. 

With or without it, gurl, we still virtually wag ours when we see things or people interesting. Now it depends on the other dogs or whatever animal they represent how they would respond to our tails. Or our pheromones. Still be a Q if you must".

LTE Says: Speaking about the TiTi, not the Award but the TiTi itself is always a TiTi magnet. Pwedeng ilagay sa Refrigerator nyo! Chos! 

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Congratulationg Girls! You made it to the Top 6 (or shall we say 7. Double nomination kasi ang Kiks!) Vengga!

So, VOTE na! 

Sa di nakaka-alam kung ano ang TiTi... ewan ko na lang sa inyo! Charoot! Yep, TiTi is an award given to the Best Comment made sa blog na tits! Given every Month sana.... nawala sya ng anim na buwan. Ito na ang pagbabalik ng TiTi.

Vote for your Top 3 sa comment section. Dont forget to rank them from First to Third. And Please.... walang kinalaman ang mga Pics above. Alam naman natin na di ganyan kaganda ang ating mga nominees. Wit and Personality na lang, wiz Beauty! 

Awards Night will be in five days. Good Luck to all the nominees. Vavoooooo!

17 comments:

Knox Galen said...

Akala ko pa naman ay voting ay based kung gaano kaganda yung bebot na nirerepresent nila. Hmpf. Pasensya na, hybrid lang.

Heto votes ko.

First: (On Spirituality) "When i was younger, I had a falling out with God and the Church after a priest made a pass when I asked for spiritual guidance. I thought if He is half as great as people say He is, He wouldn't have allowed such sordidness be committed by His messenger on earth. As I grew up I start to notice beauty in the world and see God. I witness uncommon heroism of common and start to believe that it is in our shared humanity (straight and gay both) where God resides".

Kiel Estrella

Wagi talaga. Nagkakasundo kami ng paniniwala. Lol.


Second: "For a shot at happiness, everything is worth it. It's never easy, but to have someone to take shots with is more than enough, kesa naman there is no one to do so. When life gives you lemons, lick, shoot and bite!"

Luis Batchoy

Third: (On Marco Morales' frontal Nudity in the movie Walang Kawala ) "Kalowka! Napaluhod ako at napa-rosaryo

Kawadjan

PS: Parang stepsisters lang sila nung girl. Pouty lips ang magkapatid. Ahahaha.

Namiss ko ito, kaya boboto ako.

YAJNAT said...

1st ms june...wagi ang directions nya sa titi...parang instructions kung paano gamitin ang condom

2nd ms april

3rd ms feb



ps ang manalo



pinakapangit...

lol

Luis Batchoy said...

Dahil nakapag move on na ako sa laging pagkaka nominee lang never pa nagwi-win ng makapagyarihan at napaka prestihiyosong titi na to, nag iba na ang pananaw ko sa buhay. Marami na rin na akong pinagtagumpaya at marami na ring parangal ang nakamit, kung kaya't ang iboboto ko ay sia...

3. Luis batchoy - Miss April
2. Luis batchoy - Miss April
1. Luis batchoy - Miss April

because you will never be, with out a TITI...

Hala nag rhyme... CHE

Ming Meows said...

try ko makapasok next time...

nakupu, mahirap magdecide. pwede lahat na lang para fair?

mrs.j said...

in fairness kay ms. december! natawa ko talaga sa anita niya! siya na ang first!

ang second ko well i must admit matalino talaga si kiel! so ms.january it is!

---nakakaloka ito ha naalala ko pa nung kabataan ko effort ako ssa pag comment! eh nung nawala nanahimik na beauty ko so ngayon na siya ay nagbabalik, ABA ABA ABA! KKAILANGAN NG MAPALITAN ANG TITI KONG NAAGNAS NA SA SIDE BAR! NAMUMUTI NA SIYA SA TAGAL!

kawadjan said...

OMG, salamat sa LTE for the nomination.

Sabi nga ng cliche... feeling ko winnur na rin ako lalo nang mai-linya kina kiks, kiel, luis, etc. pero of course, nyeta, gusto kong manalo noh. may gown na kaya ako gawa ni posanaphong tipayapong na may styling ni titiporn at porntip.

kaya, parang awa nyo na, wag maging gahaman sa titi. ibigay nyo na sa akin. bet kong may picture sa sidebar. tse!

p.s. yung mga belat pala sa post ay contestant ng Australia's Next Top Model na nirecommend sa amin ni lyka at kinalolokahan namin ngayon ni kiks (like, haler, daily processing ito!). bet ko si cassi, yung tinapat sa pichur ni Miss May (ako yun, shet). isa pa pong... tse!

mel beckham said...

siyempre favourite ko yung both panalo sa mga one-liners at may sense. (although may sense silang lahat)

my vote is for Ate Kiks.

yun lang, wala nang second. Second na silang lahat. hahaha!

Jase said...

My sacred votes are:

1st Kiks - Miss December
2nd Kiel - Miss January
3rd Kawadjan - Miss May

mainly based on their blog personality and the comments made, char!

fuchsiaboy said...

masabi ng biased pero biased naman talaga ako, hehehe

1st : Kawadjan (parang awa nyo na, tigang ang lola. Pagbigyan nyo na at para makatikim ng titi kahit imaginary lang naman)

2nd : Kiks (eto im sure may baong titi yan palagi. at ang mga titi mismo ang lumalapit sa kanya kaya less priority ko sya. i heard ang mga titi ng japan ang next diet nya.)

3rd : Kiel (alam kong favorite ni kiel ang titi. kahit pa man din na naging sa kanya ito ng matagal. ang inaalala ko lang ay addict na sya sa titi at baka magwithdrawal sya kung wala na sa kanya ito. ganun kasama kasi ayun sa tsismis eh mas gusto nya pa ito kesa sa titi ng papa nya.)

Luis ikaw sana iboboto kaya lang palagi na lang kita binoboto sa mga contest na sinasalihan mo. Kontesera ka kasi kaya ayan naubos na vote ko sayo. Next time ka naman ha. besides, solo mo naman ang MGA titi ng iloilo. che ka!

jericho said...

1st: Ms. December
2nd: Ms. May
3rd: Ms. January

mel beckham said...

at dahil baka hindi mapasali sa bilangan ang boto ko, uulitin ko na lang ang pagboto. hahaha

1st: ate kiks (december comment)

2nd: ate girard (may), kasi i like rosario dawson.

3rd: ate luis (april), kasi i like batchoy. =P

Kiks said...

Thank you so much Lyka for the nominations.

But due to the fierceness of the fight between my representation and Kawadjan's in the Cycle 5 of Australia's Next Top Model, I regret to say that I will not vote in this Titi Nomination 1-2K9.

Should you vote for Tahnee, please dial 1800-Kiks.

CHOS!

Baklang Maton in the Suburbs said...

Ay churi shunga lang... tweni chu!
Paging Ms. Lyka and Paps... patuwarin nyo po aketchi...
Bakla lang, di magaling magbilang...
Pero lahat talaga kasama sa awards night pwamis... getlakin na ateng... mwah hugs tsup slurp...

MANDAYA MOORE: Ang bayot sa bukid said...

1. kiks for anita

2. kiel

3. kawadjan


salamat naman at ibinalik na ang titi award

burrito said...

#1 - luis batchoy
#2 - kiks (for december)
#3 - kiel

The Zen Bitch said...

3rd: luis in puzzle(d) for kid

2nd: kiks in the return of the supermodels

1st: kawadjan in marco ko!

Wilberchie said...

Miss january ang vote ko! OTAWA is so witty! Ay nko kelangn makapagcomment na nag mega mega para manominate ako!

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