Sino ba naman ang LTE na di makisali. Mga Pinoy bading kami, noh! Hello? Lets play Judge Judas.
Best Gowns:


Israel, Colombia, Puerto Rico, Japan, Norway
We all know naman that most of the gowns presented were horrible anoh. These are our five best amongst those hideous curtainauseous evening dresses. We chose Israel as winner for being unpretentious, Colombia(2nd) for just being right, Puerto Rico's (3rd) because of her Pilita's bend, Japan(4th) for bringing real fashion to this pageant and Norway(5th) for its austerity.
Top 10
Well, heck with the gowns. Let's go to the real tournament of beauty. Here is our Top 10 candidates for Miss Universe 2009 (basing from the official website).......
Paraguay (8th), Jamaica (9th), Czech Republic (10th)
Albania (5th), Australia (6th), Dominican Republic (7th)

Colombia (2nd), Indonesia (3rd), Sweden (4th)
And this year's Miss Universe (according to the LTE sisters) is..........

Yep! we are still more into personality than sex appeal. Britain's Clair Cooper's interview and charisma made us decide to name her our LTE's Miss Universe for this year. Kulang man ang tambok ng boobs nya, umaapaw naman ang pagiging tunay nya! Congratulations!
Former LTE Misses Universe

Both didnt make it to the semi-finals. We're pretty sure Britain 2009 will also not be included in this year's list. LTE's Miss Universe is not a Donald Trump sex doll. Charooooot!




7 comments:
Sus mukhang mga pokpokita na yung mga candidates ngayon. Wala silang pinagkaiba dun sa ibang mga contestant sa ANTM.
ok fine!
chus!
tahahahaha! nakakatuwa ung interview ni ms. philippines, "may pamily" din ang theme! ano ba!, hahaha. haaay nako, looks like kahit ms. photogenic wala na namang ma tetake home ang bayan natin.
*bituin ;)
sabihin nang salbahe..pero duda talaga ako sa kasarian ng kandidata mula sa thailand...as in, mukha siyang she-men
at yung sa pinas..ampotah anong gown yun, lalaban ba siya ng miss galaxy na pakintaban ng gown?considering ang isa sa mga pumili ay ang BAGONG NATIONAL ARTIST na si pitoy?
haaaay....
may mali..basta..may mali
...only sex kittens :P
OMG, di ko kaya ang Dominican Republic... para syang ahas sa pose nya sa baybayin. EYELOVEIT! The Valentina Award goes to her.
Basta si Miss Garuda ang bet ko this year. At ewan ko ba, si Miss Japan talaga eh hinahamon ang sensibilities ko. Mahal ko na sya.
I'm crossing my legs na Asyang ang Winnie the Pooh this year.
pero in fairness sa mga asians na sumali ah, ang gaganda nila.. bet ko talaga si indonesia..
taray din talaga ng Venezuela noh, kasama din siguro sa training nila ang GRO 101.. ang galing nila! sagana na naman si kalbo. good luck sa keps mo Ms. Venezuela!
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